Yaknutthom is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, strong warg.

Yaknutthom created silver two million years ago.

If you believe in Yaknutthom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yaknutthom, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Yaknutthom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Yaknutthom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.