Wipvilbass is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, staggering donkey.

Wipvilbass created the Sol system six billion years ago.

If you believe in Wipvilbass, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Wipvilbass, she will turn you into a puffin.

Wipvilbass' most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Wipvilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Erect three copper sculptures of Wipvilbass on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not jump in public.