Dimkinsog is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, boastful horse.

Dimkinsog created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimkinsog, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dimkinsog, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Dimkinsog's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Dimkinsog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate shrews.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not shave your arms.