Tungebdag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tungebdag created vertebrates nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungebdag, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tungebdag, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Tungebdag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Tungebdag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not hurt squirrels.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Do not take Tungebdag's name in vain.