Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, unthinking donkey.

Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp, it will turn you into a goat.

Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Kemtunnurtmin Getfarnyarp loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing magenta rings.

5. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.