Madnabbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, cheerful owl.

Madnabbiss created the cosmos nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Madnabbiss, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Madnabbiss, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Madnabbiss' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Madnabbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Hide from magenta foxes for they are unholy.