Cimzedham is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unthinking squid.

Cimzedham created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimzedham, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cimzedham, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cimzedham's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Cimzedham's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Cimzedham loves tortoises, so they must be respected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Cimzedham in the centre of the settlement.