Vedmanfat is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, charitable hummingbird.

Vedmanfat created humanity nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedmanfat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedmanfat, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vedmanfat's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Vedmanfat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the south.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Vedmanfat in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not cook food in pots.