Gemyakjip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, blissful cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gemyakjip created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemyakjip, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gemyakjip, it will turn you into a rat.

Gemyakjip's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Gemyakjip's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat great tits with great respect.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about chromosomes.