Rapsakquart Tipcipwod is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, contented cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rapsakquart Tipcipwod created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rapsakquart Tipcipwod, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Rapsakquart Tipcipwod, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Rapsakquart Tipcipwod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Rapsakquart Tipcipwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look after injured porpoises.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Do not chop down trees.