Kenjatril is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous mongoose.

Kenjatril created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kenjatril, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Kenjatril, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Kenjatril's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Kenjatril's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always wear orange.

3. Never skip in holy places.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never talk about nebulae.