Mingodbum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, thoughtless yak.

Mingodbum created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mingodbum, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mingodbum, she will refuse to believe in you.

Mingodbum's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Mingodbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick bats.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

4. Never talk about spacetime near moths while wearing blue kilts and balancing four iron spheres on your head.

5. Never run in the presence of aardvarks.