Fabyartbab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, omniscient centaur.

Fabyartbab created bats eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabyartbab, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Fabyartbab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Fabyartbab's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Fabyartbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Whales are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.