Abwatbig is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, temperamental fairy.

Abwatbig created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Abwatbig, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Abwatbig, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Abwatbig's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Abwatbig's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Abwatbig on top of all buildings.

2. Do not wear gray clothing.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Never think about nucleic acids.