Ruttgon is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, grumpy hare.

Ruttgon created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ruttgon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Ruttgon, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Ruttgon's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Ruttgon's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are not to be trusted.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always obey Ruttgon's priests.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not shave your feet.