Fligsadyam is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, emotional fish.

Fligsadyam created a charm quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fligsadyam, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fligsadyam, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Fligsadyam's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fligsadyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about tomatoes.

2. Fligsadyam loves moths, so they must be respected.

3. Never chant near swans.

4. Never think about spacetime near nematodes while wearing indigo kilts and balancing nine copper spheres on your neck.

5. Run away from purple otters, for they are unholy.