Febceping is a god.
He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, tiresome
ant.
Febceping created silver two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Febceping, he will be happy.
If you do not believe in
Febceping, he will say rude things about you at parties.
Febceping's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Febceping's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Never think ill of sick snails.
3. Never laugh in the presence of goats.
4. You must pray to Febceping nine times a day.
5. Learn five new languages a year.