Yattgambossvan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous bee.

Yattgambossvan created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattgambossvan, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yattgambossvan, it will not care at all.

Yattgambossvan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yattgambossvan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Yattgambossvan loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. You must love Yattgambossvan.

4. Hide if three birds approach from the east.

5. You must never eat coconuts.