Largmilbast Cebhotrull is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unfair bear.

Largmilbast Cebhotrull created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Largmilbast Cebhotrull, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Largmilbast Cebhotrull, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Largmilbast Cebhotrull's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Largmilbast Cebhotrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Never mention tortoises.

3. You must pray to Largmilbast Cebhotrull five times a day.

4. Retreat if nine snakes approach from the south.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.