Nakrullveen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful faun.

Nakrullveen created the solar system eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nakrullveen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nakrullveen, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Nakrullveen's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Nakrullveen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nakrullveen.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Never think ill of sick capybaras.