Nurgetzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet bird.

Nurgetzed created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurgetzed, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nurgetzed, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Nurgetzed's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nurgetzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.