Godfudzig is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, charitable duck.

Godfudzig created carbon six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godfudzig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Godfudzig, she will manifest in front of you.

Godfudzig's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Godfudzig's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat pineapples.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. Never hurt sheep.

4. Godfudzig loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

5. Never leap in the presence of dolphins.