Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical bear.

Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon created bats two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon, she will jump up and down on your head.

Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Vabsterjop Cepcunbad Cadbadcapbisspidrullpadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not make images of living things.