Dussvidjan is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, resourceful unicorn.

Dussvidjan created the Andromeda Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussvidjan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussvidjan, he will destroy your home planet.

Dussvidjan's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dussvidjan's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Always look after injured dolphins.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.