Bonfatnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident pig.

Bonfatnutt created the Virgo Supercluster eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bonfatnutt, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Bonfatnutt, she will be very unhappy.

Bonfatnutt's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Bonfatnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never eat melons.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.