Femdissbag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring zebra.

Femdissbag created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Femdissbag, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Femdissbag, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Femdissbag's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Femdissbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to gulls while wearing orange coats.

2. Always help sick grasshopers.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never think about cell theory.

5. You must pray to Femdissbag three times a day.