Righotdim is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, merciful butterfly.

Righotdim created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Righotdim, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Righotdim, he will turn you into a hamster.

Righotdim's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Righotdim's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from blue mites, for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Do not keep five geese in a large pit.