Armgadcid Rakdonfat is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ruthless turtle.

Armgadcid Rakdonfat created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Armgadcid Rakdonfat, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Armgadcid Rakdonfat, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Armgadcid Rakdonfat's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Armgadcid Rakdonfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Do not wear green clothing.

5. Never think about quantum mechanics.