Rillsisfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, prudent wyrm.

Rillsisfarn created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Rillsisfarn, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rillsisfarn, he will turn you into a dog.

Rillsisfarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Rillsisfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Rillsisfarn loves birds, so they must be respected.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always help sick doves.

5. Never talk about dark energy.