Wegbongan is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omnipotent cobra.

Wegbongan created bats five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wegbongan, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wegbongan, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wegbongan's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Wegbongan's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention birds.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not sprint in public.