Nillruttveen is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident hyena.

Nillruttveen created the Tadpole Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillruttveen, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nillruttveen, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Nillruttveen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Nillruttveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear indigo.

2. Never leap near grasshopers.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never wear scarves.

5. Never talk about fluid mechanics.