Lenbeststip is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever lizard.

Lenbeststip created silver two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenbeststip, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lenbeststip, he will be very sad.

Lenbeststip's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Lenbeststip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenbeststip.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Never eat green fruit.