Quagfasvenmigmil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, boastful troll.

Quagfasvenmigmil created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagfasvenmigmil, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Quagfasvenmigmil, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Quagfasvenmigmil's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Quagfasvenmigmil's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Never write about quantum field theory.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quagfasvenmigmil.

4. Never feed garlic to mites while wearing shoes.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.