Nuttgilbass is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, narcissistic newt.

Nuttgilbass created snails four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttgilbass, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nuttgilbass, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttgilbass' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nuttgilbass' Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Nuttgilbass on top of important buildings.

5. Always wear fawn.