Mabbafpig is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable penguin.

Mabbafpig created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Mabbafpig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mabbafpig, she will turn you into a snail.

Mabbafpig's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Mabbafpig's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to swans while wearing rings.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mabbafpig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never chant in holy places.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabbafpig.