Flabrulcum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, weak hedgehog.

Flabrulcum created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flabrulcum, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flabrulcum, he will come to you in dreams.

Flabrulcum's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Flabrulcum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Pray towards the west.