Appbegduss is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, almighty crocodile.

Appbegduss created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Appbegduss, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Appbegduss, he will turn you into a dog.

Appbegduss' most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Appbegduss' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Appbegduss' priests.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.