Boggud is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, uncaring crow.

Boggud created parasitic wasps six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boggud, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Boggud, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Boggud's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Boggud's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away from fawn dolphins, for they are unholy.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not shave your hands.