Monlanlegquafcutbusbag is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, annoying fairy.

Monlanlegquafcutbusbag created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Monlanlegquafcutbusbag, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Monlanlegquafcutbusbag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Monlanlegquafcutbusbag's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Monlanlegquafcutbusbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not cook food in pots.