Pomfebnur is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, ruthless fly.

Pomfebnur created Europe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomfebnur, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pomfebnur, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Pomfebnur's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Pomfebnur's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Never talk about horses.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.