Misdavfon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, two-faced goose.

Misdavfon created a top quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Misdavfon, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Misdavfon, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Misdavfon's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Misdavfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never hurt swans.

3. Worship no other gods but Misdavfon.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Misdavfon.