Libinglog is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, uncaring turtle.

Libinglog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Libinglog, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Libinglog, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Libinglog's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Libinglog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.