Bogdutdid is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, annoying mink.

Bogdutdid created dark matter nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogdutdid, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogdutdid, he will turn you into a rat.

Bogdutdid's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Bogdutdid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick otters.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Retreat if seven dolphins approach from the east.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Bogdutdid.