Tipflatdan is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, impressive gerbil.

Tipflatdan created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Tipflatdan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Tipflatdan, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Tipflatdan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tipflatdan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Tipflatdan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about planets.