Hanloopfod is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, happy dolphin.

Hanloopfod created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanloopfod, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Hanloopfod, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Hanloopfod's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Hanloopfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not cook food in pots.