Timyarpflab Quillanfab is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, witty wyrm.

Timyarpflab Quillanfab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timyarpflab Quillanfab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Timyarpflab Quillanfab, he will manifest in front of you.

Timyarpflab Quillanfab's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Timyarpflab Quillanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide if nine ants approach from the south.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sprint near snails.