Tencumtom is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest dugong.

Tencumtom created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tencumtom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tencumtom, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Tencumtom's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Tencumtom's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry turtles.

2. Do not speak about tomatoes.

3. Never wear cyan tights.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Hide from blue mice for they are unholy.