Gethabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, loving mongoose.

Gethabkop created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gethabkop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gethabkop, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gethabkop's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Gethabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not kill badgers.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.