Rigxuckxuc is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring hamster.

Rigxuckxuc created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigxuckxuc, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rigxuckxuc, it will try to impress you with trees.

Rigxuckxuc's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Rigxuckxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never wear kilts.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.