Sak is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever grasshopper.

Sak created the Whirlpool Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sak, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sak, it will turn you into a mole.

Sak's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Sak's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Sak seven times a day.

2. Worship no other gods but Sak.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near dogs while wearing pink scarves.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never play with disobedient children.