Fliggedmin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive toad.

Fliggedmin created Europe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fliggedmin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fliggedmin, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fliggedmin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Fliggedmin's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. You must love Fliggedmin.

5. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.